I am a terrible cook - once I almost poisoned my family! Have you any tips to help me become an expert chef in no time at all? – from Anonymous

To be a great chef one must be a great creator. And as a creator, you know that your creations will resent you from time to time and not cooperate. They will reject you and they will point right at you and yell, “There is no creator! You are false!” And then you will burn them. But eventually they will come to fear and maybe even love you. And then you will eat them. And they will be delicious. 

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